Unfavorable Candidate Eliminated

In line with our predictions, Kay Mitchell, a prominent candidate in Farrow High School's highly anticipated prom queen election, has been eliminated from the running. Kay, known for her entrepreneurship, swimming prowess, and leadership within the drama club, faced an unexpected downfall that sent shockwaves through the student body.

Kay Mitchell is no stranger to success. As the owner of an organic silk scrunchie business, she has showcased her entrepreneurial spirit and creativity. Her scrunchies have become a popular accessory among students, highlighting her keen eye for fashion and sustainable choices.

Being the only child of divorced parents, Kay learned to navigate life's challenges with resilience. But her morals must be just as confused as that legal process must have been.

Recent developments have cast a shadow over Kay's prom queen aspirations. In a public Twitter post, she shockingly revealed that she continues to listen to music by R. Kelly. I mean, she might as well have told us she was jamming to the Sex Offender Shuffle. Many students and almost all of our followers deemed Kay's choice to be problematic and incompatible with the values of inclusivity and support.

The decision to remove her from the competition was made to ensure that the title of prom queen represents an individual who aligns with the values detailed in our voting criteria.

Tragically, on the very same day she was eliminated, Kay went missing.* The circumstances surrounding her disappearance remain a mystery, leaving the community in a state of shock and concern. Efforts to locate her are underway, and authorities are diligently investigating the situation.

As the Farrow High School community grapples with this unexpected twist, we hope she'll be returned safe and sound, but we can't make any promises. We can, however, promise that there will be an update on the election very shortly!