Interview with Gabriela Nuñez

Our undercover editor 'Jamie Pullman' sat down with predicted fan favorite Gabby Nuñez, affectionately known as "Barbie" among her friends. It was difficult to get her to acknowledge someone who looked so 'loserish', so he had to catch her in the school canteen where one wrong move could get her cancelled.

JP: Gabby! Your multifaceted personality has certainly caught everyone's attention. Could you share a little bit about how you navigate the highs and lows of high school life?

Gabby: Do I know you?

JP: I'm Jamie Pullman, secondary chief editor of the Farrow High School newsletter. Am I right that an unfortunate incident during exam season brought some controversy your way? Could you shed some light on what happened?

Gabby: Yeah, that was a tough time. I made a mistake and got caught up in the moment. It was an unfortunate situation with my best friend's boyfriend. He was hot.

JP: I've heard you're a great lover of Virginia Woolf and Angela Carter. But some might say this is a bit contradictory, given how you... seem very eager to please Mr Turner, who is 54 and married. Could you tell us more about these contrasting passions?

Gabby: (laughs) Excuse me?

JP: It's only right that I get a clear picture so the school body can vote fairly. Your story is certainly very interesting!

Gabby: I, like, don't appreciate how you're getting up in my business. Maybe you should approach me another time when I'm not trying to just enjoy lunch with my girls.

Unfortunately, we were unable to get any comments on her vocal talent and hopes for the future. Stay tuned for the next three interviews to come!