Jamie Pullman sits down with the school dealer and disher of tough love, Sarah Marie Tseng.
Sarah's black and white polaroids, sold to us for $4 by a friend. 08/08/2021
Sarah Tseng agreed to meet with our undercover journalist JP outside the second floor girl's bathroom. Known for shedding her image as the "approachable one" after a heart-wrenching betrayal, Sarah has redefined herself as a fashion icon and an influential figure among her peers.
JP: Sarah, thank you so much for talking to me, I really need this for the newsletter. Your journey of self-reinvention has captivated everyone's attention. Can you share more about the catalyst behind your transformation?
Sarah: No problem, man. I always knew Gabby was fake, but you never think it's gonna happen to you, you know? I thought she was too busy flashing her titties to Mr Turner to steal Jake from me. No joke, it was actually such a turning point in my life. I realized that I needed to shed the image of being the approachable one and embrace my true self. I immersed myself in self-improvement, got into fitness, beauty tutorials, and empowering podcasts. Feeling good really made me look good too. It also really helped to expand my social circles and just... be seen.
JP: That's so cool, Sarah. Your fashion choices have become a significant influence on all of us. How does it feel to have your style copied all the time at Farrow High?
Sarah: I think it's both flattering and sad to see people do that. Like, wear what you wanna wear, not what some other random girl is wearing, you know? But I guess I know how they feel. Fashion is a form of self-expression, and I take pride serving hot looks. Knowing that my style inspires others and encourages them to step outside their comfort zones is super rewarding, actually.
JP: Some of your followers have the privilege of joining you in the second floor girl's bathroom to smoke up. Can you talk about how you keep that secret?
Sarah: (smirks) Ah, the infamous 2nd-floor girl's bathroom rendezvous. It's a place where me and my friends just chill, man. A way for us to unwind. However, trust and discretion are vital, so if you're coming, you're not telling, you feel me?
JP: Yeah. Also, I've heard that crossing you could get me fucked up. Is this true?
Sarah: Like I said, if I invite you out the kindness of my heart, and you snitch - you better clean up that digital footprint.
JP: Thanks so much, Sarah.
Is it just us, or is Sarah extremely likeable? Stay tuned for more exciting interviews!!!
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